In the last 2 weeks I have...Lit a peice of paper on fire so I could jam it in a bottle like a pirate's treasure map. Hired 3 ponies. Bought 120 gallons worth of slime mix. Argued with 2 nonprofit organizations over 1000+ canned food items, once with a man who did not speak english well at all. Met a woman with 106 documented personalities. Had 3 separate bosses all at the same job. And wore a turtleneck sweater in Florida in October.

I think the crazy people are rubbing off on me.